I will soon be in possession of this shirt

because I’ve had the following conversation with people in airports in this country too many times

Person: “Where are you from?”

Me: “Well I’m an Iowan, living in Ohio but working in Idaho for the summer.”

Person with Glazed Look in their Eyes: “Is that where the potatoes are from?”

Me: “Sure, why not.”

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